var numquote = 89

day = new Date()

seed = day.getTime()

ran = parseInt(((seed - (parseInt(seed/1000,10) * 1000))/10)/100*numquote + 1,10)



if (ran == (1)){ 

quote=("Because the sky is blue, it makes me cry. . .")



}

if (ran == (2)){ 

quote=("Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery. . .")



}

if (ran == (3)){ 

quote=("Love is all, love is you. . .")





}

if (ran == (4)){ 

quote=("He got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller. . .")



}

if (ran == (5)){ 

quote=("Because the world is round, it turns me on. . .")



}

if (ran == (6)){ 

quote=("Out of college, money spent. . .")



}

if (ran == (7)){ 

quote=("Always shouts out something obscene. . .")



}

if (ran == (8)){ 

quote=("He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola. . .")



}

if (ran == (9)){

quote=("He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football. . .")



}

if (ran == (10)){

quote=("Pick up the bags and jump in the limousine. . .")



}

if (ran == (11)){

quote=("Out of college, money spent, see no future, pay no rent. . .")



}

if (ran == (12)){

quote=("Somewhere in her smile, she knows. . .")


}

if (ran == (13)){

quote=("One sweet dream, came true today. . .")



}

if (ran == (14)){

quote=("Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical. . .")



}

if (ran == (15)){

quote=("She's the kind of a girl, makes the News of the World. . .")



}

if (ran == (16)){

quote=("And in the middle of the celebrations, I break down. . .")



}

if (ran == (17)){

quote=("She could steal but she could not rob. . .")



}

if (ran == (18)){

quote=("You could come naked. . .")



}

if (ran == (19)){

quote=("Now she sucks her thumb and wanders. . .")


}

if (ran == (20)){

quote=("One thing I can tell you, is you got to be free. . .")

}
if (ran == (21)){

quote=("Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease. . .")

}
if (ran == (22)){

quote=("He say, 'One and one and one is three'. . .")

}
if (ran == (23)){

quote=("Somewhere in her smile, she knows. . .")

}
if (ran == (24)){

quote=("Late nights all alone with a test-tube - Ohh-oh-oh-oh. . .")

}
if (ran == (25)){

quote=("Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again. . .")

}
if (ran == (26)){

quote=("Writing 50 times I must not be so-o-o-oo. . .")

}
if (ran == (27)){

quote=("P.C. Thirty-One said we caught a dirty one. . .")

}
if (ran == (28)){

quote=("I'd like to be, under the sea. . .")

}
if (ran == (29)){

quote=("I want you so bad. . .")

}
if (ran == (30)){

quote=("She's so heavy. . .")

}
if (ran == (31)){

quote=("Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting. . .")

}
if (ran == (32)){

quote=("Because the wind is high, it blows my mind. . .")

}
if (ran == (33)){

quote=("I never give you my number. . .")

}
if (ran == (34)){

quote=("In the middle of investigation I break down. . .")

}
if (ran == (35)){

quote=("But oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go. . .")

}
if (ran == (36)){

quote=("One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. . .")

}
if (ran == (37)){

quote=("Sleeps in a hole in the road. . .")

}
if (ran == (38)){

quote=("Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose. . .")

}
if (ran == (39)){

quote=("His sister Pam works in a shop. . .")

}
if (ran == (40)){

quote=("She's so good-looking, but she looks like a man. . .")

}
if (ran == (41)){

quote=("Well you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag. . .")

}
if (ran == (42)){

quote=("Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt. . .")

}
if (ran == (43)){

quote=("Yes you could say she was attractively built. . .")

}
if (ran == (44)){

quote=("She said she'd always been a dancer. . .")

}
if (ran == (45)){

quote=("I knew what I could not say. . .")

}
if (ran == (47)){

quote=("Boy, you gotta carry that weight. . .")

}
if (ran == (48)){

quote=("I never give you my pillow, I only send you my invitation. . .")

}
if (ran == (46)){

quote=("And in the middle of the celebrations, I break down. . .")

}
if (ran == (49)){

quote=("Once there was a way, to get back homeward. . .")

}
if (ran == (50)){

quote=("Are you going to be in my dreams tonight. . .")

}
if (ran == (51)){

quote=("And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. . .")

}
if (ran == (52)){

quote=("I gotta get a bellyful of wine. . .")

}

if (ran == (53)){

quote=("He got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller. . .")

}
if (ran == (54)){

quote=("Got to be a joker he just do what he please. . .")

}
if (ran == (55)){

quote=("He say 'I know you, you know me. . .'")

}
if (ran == (56)){

quote=("He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker. . .")

}
if (ran == (57)){

quote=("He roller-coaster, he got early warning. . .")

}
if (ran == (58)){

quote=("He got muddy water, he one Mojo filter. . .")

}
if (ran == (59)){

quote=("Got to be good looking 'cause he's so hard to see. . .")

}
if (ran == (60)){

quote=("Something in her style that shows me. . .")

}
if (ran == (61)){

quote=("Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, calls her on the phone. . .")

}
if (ran == (62)){

quote=("Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-o-o-an. . .?")

}

if (ran == (63)){

quote=("But as she's getting ready to go, a knock comes on the door. . .")

}

if (ran == (64)){

quote=("Clang, clang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead. . .")

}

if (ran == (65)){

quote=("But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind. . .")

}

if (ran == (66)){

quote=("We would be warm below the storm. . .")

}

if (ran == (67)){

quote=("Any jobber got the sack, Monday morning, turning back. . .")

}

if (ran == (68)){

quote=("Well you know I nearly broke down and died. . .")

}

if (ran == (69)){

quote=("Yellow lorry’s slow, nowhere to go. . .")

}

if (ran == (70)){

quote=("But oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go. . .")

}

if (ran == (71)){

quote=("One sweet dream came true today. . .")

}

if (ran == (72)){

quote=("All good children go to Heaven. . .")

}

if (ran == (73)){

quote=("Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon. . .")

}

if (ran == (74)){

quote=("Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol. . .")

}

if (ran == (75)){

quote=("Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel. . .")

}

if (ran == (76)){

quote=("Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park. . .")

}

if (ran == (77)){

quote=("Shaves in the dark trying to save paper. . .")

}

if (ran == (78)){

quote=("Takes him out to look at the queen, only place that he's ever been. . .")

}

if (ran == (79)){

quote=("Always shouts out something obscene. . .")

}

if (ran == (80)){

quote=("Such a dirty old man. . .")

}

if (ran == (81)){

quote=("She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt. . .")

}

if (ran == (82)){

quote=("Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see. . .?")

}


if (ran == (83)){

quote=("And so I quit the police department, and got myself a steady job. . .")

}


if (ran == (84)){

quote=("Boy, you’re gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time. . .")

}


if (ran == (85)){

quote=("Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say. . .")

}


if (ran == (86)){

quote=("Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day. . .")

}


if (ran == (87)){

quote=("Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here. . .")

}


if (ran == (88)){

quote=("Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see. . .?")

}


if (ran == (89)){

quote=("Love is all, love is new. Love is all, love is you. . .")

}






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